Woke up this morning, how I got here I haven't a clue in mouth there is this foul taste,
such is hangover what the hell did I do?
I ran to the store to get a drink to quench the first and the clerks began to laugh
I ran to bathroom, looked in the mirror and I saw what those bastards were laughting at
Last night really was a blur, got with the boys and drank liquor,
People were dropping like bowling pins, that's when the fun startet setting in
Some lost eyebrowns, some lost hair, some got duct-taped to a chair
Some got bold and tried to fight, some fied in Christmas fights
The magic marker was running wild, many anded up in a dog pile
Kitty whiskers, muttons and stars, we've got the feathet's you bring to tar
Ola Ola Ola Dri-a, Ola Ola Ola Dri-o
This is a passout song!!!
The night progressed and so did we, those asleep were in for misery
Some got painted lika a clown, some ran naked throught the town
Jelly donuts in the pants, give us another table dance
Some got wild some got crazy, some didn't move just too lazy
Pour Nyquil in his cup, tonight we are gonna do him up
Looks like someone is cooking up a tasty dish Hey Willow how's the fish!
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